Pay the price for paradise!
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Ronn Moss
Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir
Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton
Taryn
Harold Diamond
Jade
Rodrigo Obregón
Seth Romero
Cynthia Brimhall
Edy Stark
Patty Duffek
Pattycakes
Wolf Larson
J.J. Jackson
Lory Green
Rosie
Rustam Branaman
Kimo
David DeShay
Ashley
Michael A. Andrews
Michael / Michele
Kwan Hi Lim
Henry
Joseph Hieu
Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Peter Bromilow
Mr. Chang
Richard LePore
Dickson
Glen Chin
Earring
Shawne Zarubica
Charlotte
Joey Meran
Joey
Bryn George
Sumo Wrestler
Director
Andy Sidaris
Writers
Andy Sidaris
Howard Wexler
Director of Photography
Sal Grasso
Production Design
Gary Stockdale
Original Music Composer
Peter Munneke
Production Design
Michael Haight
Editor
Fionn
Costume Design
DrMarty
12/14/2012
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
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